i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows
Mom.. Baby.. Where do Dads come from?
tumblr meetup in a burger king restroom stall
some lyrics are so accurate i want to write them on my body and paint them on my walls and post them on every social networking site and scream them from the rooftops and get a t shirt with them on it and bathe in them and wow i just like nice lyrics
(Source: pizzaswag)
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
i couldn’t pick a good decapitation joke for this caption… i simply don’t have my head on straihgTHAHAHA where are you all going
